When the girlfriend’s away, the boyfriend will play … music.

Pretty sure I’m in 6/8 time here, pretty sure I ended up with a total of five vocal tracks, and I’m 100% sure the percussion you hear in the second half is comprised of 1) clapping 2) bodhrán (Irish drum), and 3) me tapping on a glass.

Could potentially blossom into a full-blown song, but for now, it’s just a 45-second ditty: