Exciting Investment Opportunity: 2 Stupid Cats Hot Sauce

It’s official*, my hot sauce company — 2 Stupid Cats Hot Sauce — has finally launched.

We’re currently producing three fabulous flavors:

• Pineapple-Carrot Habanero
• Coconut-Garlic Sriracha
• Cilantro-Lime Jalapeno

All 2 Stupid Cat hot sauces are made from scratch with only the finest organic ingredients.

And of course, all of our sauces are made with bits of real cat, so you know they’re good.

*Note: this is not official. There is no company. I just made some hot sauce.