Creativity Exercise: Life Is Like…

“My momma always said, ‘Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.'”

-Forrest Gump

Two words: Terrible. Simile.

The oft-quoted Forrest Gump phrase makes no sense, and here’s why: Boxes of chocolates almost always come with those flavor guide thingies that show you what all the chocolates are. So if you take the two seconds to actually look at the thing, you’ll know EXACTLY what you’re going to get.

If life were really like a box of chocolates, you’d know what you were gonna get.

In his book, A Whack on the Side of the Head, author/inventor Roger von Oech challenges readers to come up with new similes to describe what life is like.

Challenge accepted.

“Life is like a jar of extra crunchy peanut butter. You want to enjoy it, but you never want it to end.”

“Life is like a snowball rolling down a hillside. It keeps picking up new things along the way.”

“Life is like a blind fish in the ocean. Usually there’s open water, but sometimes you hit a coral reef…or get eaten by a shark.”

“Life is like a guitar. The harder it’s played, the sooner the strings break.”

“Life is like drinking a bottle of whiskey. About a quarter of the way through you feel AWESOME. But as you keep going you feel worse and worse. Then you pass out.”



Feel free to contribute your own “Life is like…” similes in the comments section below!

Thank You, Blake Ink United

I would like to extend my sincerest thanks to Blake Ink United – Purveyors of Quality Graphic Design – for creating this amazing illustration of Hank & Buddy, the two greatest golden retrievers of all time.

"Hank & Buddy" - Blake Ink United

I commissioned Blake Ink to create “Hank & Buddy” so I could give it as a Christmas gift to my sister and her fiance (owners of Hank) and my parents (owners of Buddy). Instead of a photo-realistic image, I wanted something more abstract, but which still captured the dogs’ personalities. I dare say, Blake Ink did an exceptional job.

In my humble estimation, Blake Ink is certainly one of the top 10 purveyors of graphic design in all of Cambridge, Massachusetts. Or at least it’s in the top 10 in Central Square. OK, for sure, Blake Ink is one of the top 10 purveyors of graphic design in Central Square, Cambridge whose name begins with the letter combination “Bl.”

Want to see more? Check out the Blake Ink United website. You can also follow Blake Ink on Twitter (@BlakeInk) and visit the Blake Ink United Facebook page.

Creativity: Discovering the Extraordinary Hidden in the Ordinary

Blah Blah Boring Brand is launching a new product. It is, unequivocally, the most useless, most unappealing product to ever come to market and every time you look at it you want to smash it, then light it on fire, then boil the charred remains in a pool of hydrochloric acid.

But you can’t afford to think that way – it’s your job to come up with concepts for an ad campaign that will help promote this (dreadful) product. Lucky for you, you’ve been practicing your creativity like a good William Bernbach understudy, and you know how to extract polished diamonds from this pile of turds. (I think I might’ve gotten my metaphors a little mixed up there.)

“Properly practiced creativity can make one ad do the work of ten.”

-William Bernbach, advertising creative director, Don Draper arch nemesis

giraffeLook around your home. Look around your office. Look around at a park. Look around at the beach. When you find something that’s useless, or ugly, or boring, try turning it into something that’s useful, or beautiful, or thought-provoking.

Where someone sees a string, try seeing a clothesline. Where someone sees a dirty old bucket, try seeing a bongo drum. Where someone sees a stick, try seeing a giraffe (why the hell not?). You can arrange sticky notes to make a mosaic, you can hang empty bottles to make a wind chime, you can connect clam shell shards to form a fish.

Creative exercises like these might sound childish or silly, and, well, they are. But unlike other activities that one might consider childish, such as playing video games, or setting off firecrackers, or drinking too much at a party and dancing on a pool table and having the pool table collapse underneath you, creating something cool gives you a tangible reward: something cool.

Even if the outcome isn’t exactly what you expected (aka it sucks), at least you tried and most likely learned a thing or two along the way. Besides, looking back, you might start to realize that your favorite part of the activity had nothing to do with the finished product at all…it was the actual creative “work.” The building process. The physical act of bringing your ideas to life.

Just like practicing your sales pitch can help you get better at selling, practicing creativity can help you get better at being creative. When you practice looking for the extraordinary hidden in the ordinary outside the office, discovering it inside the office will (hopefully) become an easier and more natural process.

And with enough practice, even an ad for Blah Blah Boring Brand could be an extraordinary thing.

photo-33“Every block of stone has a statue inside it and it is the task of the sculptor to discover it.”

-Michelangelo, sculptor, painter, pizza aficionado, ninja turtle

Movember: My Month with a Mustache

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“Let the {mustache} be your master. Will you heed the master’s call?”
–Led Zeppelin

The merry month of Movember has come to an end, and my magnificent mustache is now but a stubbly memory. As I reflect upon the four weeks of having a furry upper lip, I recall the many awkward glances, the many insults from my girlfriend, and the many (errrr, handful) of compliments from friends, family members, and perfect strangers.

So why grow a mustache?

Of course, there’s the charity factor. I grew a mustache as part of my company’s Movember team, and together we raised nearly $1,000 for men’s health issues (specifically prostate and testicular cancer initiatives). But in addition to growing our mustaches for a good cause, I think many of us “Mo Bros” grew our staches because, hey: when else would we get the chance to?

The 1970s are long over and mustaches are largely relegated to the realm of cultural faux pas. Movember gave us all a chance to say “screw you” to facial hair norms. And while the end results were – in many cases – frightening, it was still a ton of fun. I even had my mustachioed mug featured on BostInnos homepage. I’ll leave you with that image below:

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Best Sandwich Ever? Thanksgiving Leftovers Sandwich. Next Question.

What you’ll need:

Scali bread. It has to be Scali bread. It’s Italian, it’s delicious, get some.

-Thanksgiving turkey

-Mashed potatoes

-Stuffing

-Corn

-Cranberry sauce

-Mayonnaise

Just slap some mayo on the bread, stack those Thanksgiving favorites as high as you can, and POW. Best. Sandwich. Ever.


Wake up the next morning after your Thanksgiving sammy binge and find more leftovers in the fridge? Whip up some mashed potato pancakes and scrambled eggs with turkey. #ForTheWin

Coming Out of Musical Retirement (for an Evening)

The Singing Devaney Siblings

There was a time when I thought I’d have a go at making music my full-time profession. And while playing at pubs in Montreal for a few bucks (and more than a few beers) was fun…probably too much fun, it eventually dawned on me that my career path lied elsewhere. So, I hung up the gig bags, coiled up the cables, and moved my butt back home to Boston.

It had been many-a-month since my last performance when I got the call from my sister. A friend of ours had just graduated from the police academy and his girlfriend was throwing him a party at a local bar in Woburn (our hometown). Live entertainment was needed and I just happened to be both alive and mildly entertaining.

Having “retired” from being a part-time pub musician, I’ve realized now that music for me is all about friends and family. My favorite gigs have always been in living rooms and backyards and front porches. Beer cans scattered lazily about. Your friend named T-Mac doing some strange dance, while the less-initiated (aka non-Woburnites) look on in horror. This coming-out-of-retirement gig felt just like one of those casual, drunken singalongs.

And I loved it.

Below are two songs from the gig. The first is a special rendition of “Dirty Old Town,” which I wrote to celebrate my sister’s recent engagement (Woo hoo!). The second is a cover of “Home” by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros. Enjoy!

Team Creativity Exercise: One-Word Photo Captions

Looking for a quick-hitting creative exercise that takes 2 minutes to set up and only 5 minutes to complete? Look no further.

Step 1: Print out three funny/interesting/weird photos.

I went with 1) a melting snowman holding a sign that reads “I’ll Be Dead Soon,” 2) a dog’s butt that had sunglasses on it (making his butt look like a face), and 3) a dude with a nose ring and face tattoos.

Step 2: Label the photos (1, 2, 3) and give each participant three sticky notes. (Instruct participants to label their sticky notes 1, 2, 3 as well.)

Step 3: Hold up each photo and have participants jot down one word (on the corresponding sticky note) to describe that photo. Make sure participants don’t peek at each other’s words!

Step 4: Collect all the sticky notes, shuffle them up, and read the words aloud. After reading each word, have participants guess which photo (1, 2, or 3) the word is describing.

What’s the point?

  • Condensing your thoughts: It’s easy to describe something well when you can use a bunch of words, phrases, sentences, etc. But describing something well using only one word is a whole different ball game. This exercise forces you to condense your thoughts and succinctly describe an object’s true essence.